The Smiling Prosecutor

byrnefaraday:

((SNORT Oh yeah have we never talked here before omg hsdfjajkl XDDDD))

((Nope you said you had to finish AAI, now Byrne is pretty confused by the happy-go-lucky Smiles Edgeworth entering the scene.))

((NOW WE CAN LIKE TALK HAHAHA

XDD

Splendid!))

detectiveangelstarr:

“It was only to get people to stop making me do inappropriate things to you.” 

Ah— is that so?

That’s really thoughtful of you, then!

detectiveangelstarr sent: "Hello, Miles. I was supposed to kiss you, but here." Instead of an actual kiss, Angel brought him a bag of Hershey's kisses. "Enjoy."

Thank you, Angel!

Would you like to share them?

redrevolutionistxiii sent: Good day Mr. Edgeworth. I am the representative of Jake Marshall. He wishes to extend his warmest greetings

A… representative of Jake Marshall? That’s the first I’ve heard of you…

But— good day to you as well! And please do thank him for me for the greetings.

afislife sent: [Fiona enfolds you in the warmest hug she can muster, smiling and holding you close, giving Smiles a gentle squeeze.] How have you been, sir? I hope all is well with you. ^_^

Thank you, Miss Fiona! 

Everything’s been alright… Things have been better recently and I have caught up with my work!

How about you?

detectiveangelstarr:

“Yes, I’d say wall is your best bet…Or sitting in your chair.” 

[Sigh.]

I shall do either of those things.

Anyway, I hope you have a good day, Angel!

detectiveangelstarr:

“I couldn’t just back down from the dare, you understand, yes? 

Either way, I do apologize for the onslaught of molestations you are getting.” 

Hnnngghh…

Perhaps I should lean on a wall so that I will be safer from these anonymous.

Anonymous sent: Butt smack! *smacks*

Anonymous! STOP THAT!

detectiveangelstarr:

“Whoops..Poor Miles…Sorry hun. I’ll try to avoid those dares.”

Yes, I suppose you were the one who instigated this, Angel. 

I accept your apology though, it’s only a mild inconvenience at the moment anyway!

afislife sent: Oh! Mr. Edgeworth! :D Good evening! *Offers a hug?*

Hello!

Thank you, I am in need of a hug, yes! All of these people suddenly find it their obligation to touch me!